This is so awesome. This is so cool.
Brett Michaels is such a word-smith.
Awesomely cool. You're rockin' my world, baby.
Oh no, I had the guyliner tattooed on a long time ago - yeah, right around 1989.
Cool.
These winsome blond locks are actually a special nylon-tungston-steel alloy wig.
Doubles as a safety helmet when I ride my bikes.
The customized bandana holds it all in place.
I'm bored already.
