Brad what is his name -yes, Mephistophiles

2:39 PM
totally
2:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VAFIDVSF1k
you are going to like this
holy crap
Sorry to be a debbie downer but P. Swayze might have seen his last X-mas
Sob
that was incredible
no way - he's gonna say to the grim reaper it's my way or the highway
it's time to not be nice - to the big 'C'
... and by big 'C' i mean... y'know...
2:45 PM
hehe
I think someone should tell him it's time to not be nice
no, he tells you when it's time
well he needs to smack down the big C
exactly
he needs to not let the Big C drive a monster truck thru his pancreas
right
let the giant polar bear of death crush him
he needs to send the Big C flaoting back across the pond - defeated
floating
flatulating across the pond
that too
did you like in that tribute where that dude was rocking on the porche
porch
actually RH is a giant metaphor
blog tyme
the old man w/ the beard is god
snap
P.S. is JC
sunnova
sent to heathen earth to clean it up (double deuce
yes!
garret or Wade? is John The Baptist... "mejo?
yes
exactly
kelly lynch is mary magoline
The meeting he has with the other bouncers? Last Supper
holy crap
that one claw dude was judus
the guy in the rocker is lucifer
sweet nelly
I can't wait to see what you come up with for your blog over the weekend
Brad what s his name -yes, Mephistophiles
dude
sean hates roadhouse
I think this might be a bit of a sticking point
this is my blog
not after you point out the metaphor
I guess he hates jesus
omg!
jeff Healy is like the Greek Choir
hehe

A. MY Winehorse won't record Bond track

She won't record Bond track
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/46570241

"Producer Mark Ronson says he and Amy Winehouse have abandoned recording the theme to the latest James Bond film because the singer is not ready to work."
"Ronson says the singer is "not ready to record any music." He produced much of Winehouse's Grammy-winning "Back to Black." He made the comments in an interview with Sky News on Friday."
"Ronson says the two started work on the track for the upcoming Bond movie "Quantum of Solace" but it would take "some miracle of science" to finish it."

Hmm? A. MY Winehorse can't drag her mal-noirished ass into the studio to crap out ONE song? Not an album of fresh material, mind you. One lousy Bond song?

How much energy and mental mettle does it take to slur and swallow your vowels to the point where it sounds like you're trying to sing whilst simultaneously cramming a large cranberry muffin down your throat?
If you're too fucked up to do that, you are mostly on the wrong side of dead.
You have one foot out of the grave.
You are pants-shitting drunk. (O.K., I stole that, but it's apt. APT, I tells ya.)
You are 60 beats shy of a pulse.
You are shopping at Dead Bathetic and Beyond the Grave in preparation for your High Threadcount Dirt Nap. (Whoo!)

Dig if you will the picture:
Pitcher catching that hair-hump from the top of A. MY Winehorse's head and making a cup o' tea thru it?
Mmmm... see you in hell, my friend.
If one were to quaff a sip..
Twood be a bad acid trip thru the bowels of hell accompanied by explosive diorama.
You'd be vomiting up nicotine resin and mutated lice and cat crotch lint and congealed morphine slurry and vapors and megrims and shit for like, 17 weeks or something.
Small price too pay.

I got nothing else.



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Mmmm... (sigh) 'Gary Winehorse' - I'm writing that on my Pee Chee folder.

O.K., really eom this time

Cinco de Mayo Fun.

Yes – they’re making a giant margarita. Later, we can swim in it.
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Didja read this? We’re all going Hawaii! Yay!
I want to get my cave on with Vincent Price, if I you know what I mean.
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Subject: Something to add to your Ed Begley, Jr.-esque sense of self-satisfaction...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080505/sc_livescience/howtofightglobalwarmingatd
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Doh it didn’t work. Thanks for being my buzzkill. :(
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Sorry, here ‘tis...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080505/sc_livescience/howtofightglobalwarmingatdinner
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Yeah screw you, meat eaters. But honestly, if everyone was a veg, we would just have other problems. It’s the circle of life, baby.
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I think if we simply started to eat each other it would solve many of the world’s problems.
Especially if we kept it local. It wood cut down on the whole transport thing.
I smell almonds. I’m gonna eat ‘em.

It's blog-time - or a brain tumor. I'll roll either way.
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I know who I would start with, Sean. He is like chicken cordon blue, loaded with cheese.
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I agree – his life-long love of cheese would really pay off.
Mmmm... Cannibalicious...

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I handed out Black Ice tree car-fresheners in observance of Cinco de Mayo today.
It's an old family tradition going back several weeks.

You gotta be careful how you say, "Black Ice" 'cause it can sound like you're saying, "Black Guys" and that can be trouble.
Trouble with a capitol 'T' for a transparently white mayonnaise-eating boy like me.

Enjoy Cinco de Mayonnaise, Zima breath...


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Garish out

Scarlett Johansson is the hottest boring chick ever.

Less with the work, more with the margaritas. Maybe that is what that noise is, someone chipping ice off a block?
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I d-ent know that our computer guy was nailing Scarlett Johansson – I gotta go give him the ol’ wink n’ thumbs up.
How does he do it?
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1. Hehe yes, he is a man of many talents.

2. Does this mean another angst filled album in the future from mz morrissette?

3. Is it just me or is S.J. the oldest 23 year old on the planet?

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Does this mean another poop-filled album from Miss Johansson?

Old? I don’t know. Talk about someone who, depending on the light, can go from hot to alien.
I find her confusing in a listless sort of way.
She’s the hottest boring chick I’ve ever – no, wait, put the light back the way it was - nevermind.

Sorry – this is my blog.
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Hehe like that one sienfield where jerry didn’t know which chick was going to show up... But it was all the same chick.
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Zigactly.

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