A. MY Winehorse won't record Bond track

She won't record Bond track
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/46570241

"Producer Mark Ronson says he and Amy Winehouse have abandoned recording the theme to the latest James Bond film because the singer is not ready to work."
"Ronson says the singer is "not ready to record any music." He produced much of Winehouse's Grammy-winning "Back to Black." He made the comments in an interview with Sky News on Friday."
"Ronson says the two started work on the track for the upcoming Bond movie "Quantum of Solace" but it would take "some miracle of science" to finish it."

Hmm? A. MY Winehorse can't drag her mal-noirished ass into the studio to crap out ONE song? Not an album of fresh material, mind you. One lousy Bond song?

How much energy and mental mettle does it take to slur and swallow your vowels to the point where it sounds like you're trying to sing whilst simultaneously cramming a large cranberry muffin down your throat?
If you're too fucked up to do that, you are mostly on the wrong side of dead.
You have one foot out of the grave.
You are pants-shitting drunk. (O.K., I stole that, but it's apt. APT, I tells ya.)
You are 60 beats shy of a pulse.
You are shopping at Dead Bathetic and Beyond the Grave in preparation for your High Threadcount Dirt Nap. (Whoo!)

Dig if you will the picture:
Pitcher catching that hair-hump from the top of A. MY Winehorse's head and making a cup o' tea thru it?
Mmmm... see you in hell, my friend.
If one were to quaff a sip..
Twood be a bad acid trip thru the bowels of hell accompanied by explosive diorama.
You'd be vomiting up nicotine resin and mutated lice and cat crotch lint and congealed morphine slurry and vapors and megrims and shit for like, 17 weeks or something.
Small price too pay.

I got nothing else.



EOM

Mmmm... (sigh) 'Gary Winehorse' - I'm writing that on my Pee Chee folder.

O.K., really eom this time