Cinco de Mayo Fun.

Yes – they’re making a giant margarita. Later, we can swim in it.
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Didja read this? We’re all going Hawaii! Yay!
I want to get my cave on with Vincent Price, if I you know what I mean.
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Subject: Something to add to your Ed Begley, Jr.-esque sense of self-satisfaction...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080505/sc_livescience/howtofightglobalwarmingatd
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Doh it didn’t work. Thanks for being my buzzkill. :(
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Sorry, here ‘tis...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080505/sc_livescience/howtofightglobalwarmingatdinner
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Yeah screw you, meat eaters. But honestly, if everyone was a veg, we would just have other problems. It’s the circle of life, baby.
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I think if we simply started to eat each other it would solve many of the world’s problems.
Especially if we kept it local. It wood cut down on the whole transport thing.
I smell almonds. I’m gonna eat ‘em.

It's blog-time - or a brain tumor. I'll roll either way.
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I know who I would start with, Sean. He is like chicken cordon blue, loaded with cheese.
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I agree – his life-long love of cheese would really pay off.
Mmmm... Cannibalicious...

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I handed out Black Ice tree car-fresheners in observance of Cinco de Mayo today.
It's an old family tradition going back several weeks.

You gotta be careful how you say, "Black Ice" 'cause it can sound like you're saying, "Black Guys" and that can be trouble.
Trouble with a capitol 'T' for a transparently white mayonnaise-eating boy like me.

Enjoy Cinco de Mayonnaise, Zima breath...


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Garish out