Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Dude, You're Getting Adele

Yeah, so, there's this Limey soul singer I have noticed recently - she has a voice that sounds like she has smoked 4 packs of ciggies a day since 1968, but she's all of 20 years young. She's phenomenal. A real talent. She' the Bizzaro Amy Winehorse.

I say this 'cause she belts out jazzy soul-pop like The Equine Pop-Wreck, but she appears to run about 2 bills or so. I've seen the video on VH1. She's a husky gal, in other woids. You could probably fit 3 Winehorses into one leg of Adele's knickers.

I don't care. I'm in love. With Adele, that is. There's just more of you to love, babydoll.

As long as you whisper sweet somethings in my ear in that smoke-broken, or perhaps more accurately, that smoked turkey sangwich raspy voice of yours, I would continue to lovingly feed you Bangers & Mash in a Blanket or Baby Seals In Kentucky Gravy, or Flash-Fried Pay Day Bars or what ever your little heart desires.

Oh yeah. I'll Chase Your Pavement, baby. Chase it all the way to Tottenham and back for a whiff of your Beans n' Toast.

My little Bacon Beautie... sigh...

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