Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Garee's Garish Muvee Review:We've Gone From Titillation To A Tittle Nation

That's powerful stuff.

Juno

O.K., before I went to this flick I thot tit 'twas titled 'Jew... No!'
Hee hee..
Actually, I stole that from that one talk-box what the funny word-noises come out. Me no Anti-Semite. How many times have you heard Cookie Monster have to say that? Yeah. Makes you think.

Anyway, I gots to tells ya, that Ellen Page is some kinda cute little button. She's 20 years of age in real life. Wow! That means when she is 47 she will look all of 43. Dat's sumpin.

This movie is quirky. Very quirky. I mean it's Q to the U-I-R-K to the double fucking Y. It takes a 400 lb. halibut of Smirk Quirk and hits you over the head with it every minute and a half or so. If the Cloverfield monster was Cutsey Quirk this movie would be N.Y.C.

The relentless soundtrack with the helium-voiced girl singing insistantly over the noodled acoustic guitar was enough. To make me want to shove X-acto knives into my eardrums after the first song and a half. I loved it.

After 90 mins. of this 90's-ish wacky-syrup pancake confection, my kidneys noisily shut down and I gratefully slipped in to a diabetic coma.
Wheeeee.

EOM

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