They're back, biyatches! Thanks, Sky-Daddy.
Is it possible for a musical group to announce that they are getting back together but not recording any new music OR touring? Ever?
Just getting back together.
Maybe to take a few photos.
Play some Gin Rummy. Drink a few beers.
I like that.
When it comes to NKOTB, that is.
Has Donnies acting career faded that far? I would think commercial voice-overs for Massengill would be a step up from getting back with the New Kids.
What, Donni, no offers from the Mexican soap operas? Guatemalan stump-porn industry? Bolivian snuff-films? No? Hmm.
Well, alright then - I guess the Donnies gotta do what the Donnies gotta do.
The funny thing is, I hear the hold-out to this much anticipated reunion is... Danny. Danny? Are you kidding? Wasn't he like, sloppy fifths? Imagine the 15 year old groupie in 1990 faced with the decision of whether to hum Danny or the 300-lb. bus driver with the club foot? That'd be a head scratcher. So to speak.
Get in your De Lorean and travel back to 1978. Say John and Paul wanted to get the Beatles back together for a big reunion tour - wouldn't that be like Ringo saying, "Uhh, I'm kinda busy right now - I've got this Bolivian snuff-film I'm starring in. Sorry, fellahs." WTF? Irony.
Garish out
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